Sari-sari interviews, scribbled

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Language

English

Year

1937

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In Copyright - Educational Use Permitted

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1 * G () A K D December, 1937 SARI-SARI INTERVIEWS Scribbled -BY STAff HEHI DI --------WHYS & WHDS ’ROUND THE GLOBE ----------- By JUAN OELA CRUZ----------PRINCIPAL & TEACHER Principal: Madam, I would like you to go to the office at 5:50 this afternoon. Teacher: Oh, that’s jtoo late Mr Principal! Principal: Yes, but I am yet busy until that time. Teacher: Why are you keeping me here when all the te.ichers are already away? Principal: 1 am doing this for I cannot tell you the thing 1 would like to reveal to you. Teacher: What do y o u mean ? Principal: Well, madam I cannot help, but tell you the real motive for keeping you here in a latter time. I thought that married man like myself will not care to love another woman besides his wife. But I am sorry to tell you thnt Teacher: 1 am afraid you are driving a wild point. 1 thought you are calling me for conference regarding school work. Principal: Pray, don’t get excited I will promise not to do any harm to you, except by considering you as mv sweetheart Teacher: I see, 1 learn a good lesson. It is never safe for a lady teacher to go to an office alone. Now 1 am helpless so I have got to submit to your foxy idea, else this will get vulgar. LORETO & CECILIA Loreto: I wonder why 1 am always suffering stomach trouble. I think I will better consult this trouble with Dr Felino. Cecilia: Yes, I know that Dr Felino is one of the best practising physicians in the city. But the question is, that he is known to be very cu lining. Loreto: What are you driving at Cecilia? Cecilia: 1 mean that he is one of th j best nalikiros in this place. He loves almost every woman he meets. Loreto: Does he mean to love his patient altho she is married ? Cecilia: Oh, he is a terrible doctor! He takes advantage over his beautiful patients like you. Loreto: Who is the doctor then you can recommend to me in order to remove my stomach trouble? Cecilia: Every doctor has his specialty. Dr. Felino is known to be the best regarding stomach trouble. To me he is the best physician in treating such kind of suffering you have. Loreto: How then will I get his professional service? Cecilia: Loreto, if you realy mean to escape from temptation, then 1 will advise you not to go to his clinic without your husband. For if you will go there alone or with anybody aside your mis ter, for sure he will use every means and ways by which he can be successful in his human desire. GUERERRO & WINGO Guererro: What did you feel upon reading the article of Assemblyman Romero? Wingo: Nothing The article was written superfluously. His arguments donot change the opinion of the readers who have read my write-up which criticizes President Quezon. • Guererro: W h y did Romero write such which does not disprove your arguments? Wingo: Probably he did it just to please Mr. Quezon. Guererro: What do y o u think is the effect of Rome ro’s attack against you? Wingo: With such attack against me, of course Mr. Quezon will reward him some other davs. But to freemen he is likely to be underestimated by them for tye hss not presented his arguments as a good lawyer should. Why was President Manuel Quezon’s three hundred peso wreath dedicated to late Senator Robinson, spelled PhillippineB? Does it mean that the Philippines is very insignificant to the American people so that they donot know how to spell it correctly? Or does it mean that President Quezon and company were very careless in the supervision of the right label in the costly w reath ? -flit w»s said that when President Quezon was in the limited States, he did not care so much to confer with Resident Commissioner Quintin Paredes so that the latter was somewhat slighted Why did not the Commonwealth President give so much importance to our resident commissioner? Why was it that the Commonwealth President did not confer with Resident Commissioner Paredes regarding the PhilipdineAmerican matters? —OWhy are the automobiles allowed to park in Magallanes street in Cebu City? But why are the tartanillas not permitted to stop for some few seconds in this street? Why not regulate all the vehicles which are ridden b.v poor and rich people? Why discriminate the conveyance for the poor or mid die class persons? —OWho are those priests always riding with girls in au{Continaed on page 16) AND Dry Cleaning 66-68 JUAN LUNA St. Cebu City. PHILIPPINES PROMPT, EFFICIENT AND COURTEOUS SERVICE ARE GUARANTEED BY THE MANAGEMENT. TRY AND YOU WILL BELIEVE IT. Antobío K. Ignacio Mgr. Prop.

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