Sunshine corner
Media
Part of Forestry Leaves
- Title
- Sunshine corner
- Language
- English
- Year
- 1951
- Rights
-
- Fulltext
- 5unshine Corner Rastus-"What yo' call it when a gal gits married three times-biology?" Mose-"Boy, yo' suttinly am an ignoreemus'. When she gits married two times, dat's biology. When she gits married three times, dat's trigonometry." * * * * Joe-"Why is it that you fat fellows are always good-natured?" Dave--"Y ou see, we can't either fight or run." * * * * She-"How many times a day do you shave?" He-"Oh, forty or fifty times" She-"Say, are you crazy?" He-"No, I'm a barber." * * * * The young lover, eloping with the only girl, climbed the ladder and rapped on her window pane. She opened the window safely. "Are you ready?" he asked? "Ssh! Not so loud!" she whispered. "I'm so afraid Father will catch us." "That's all right," said the youth rather dubiously. "He's down below holding the ladder." * * * * "What do you call a man who's been lucky in love?" "A bachelor." * * * * A very absent-minded ranger being upset by a boat into a river, sank_.twice before he remembered he could swim. * * * * FOR SMOKERS ONLY Tobacco is a dirty weed I like it. It satisfies no normal need, I like it. It makes you thin, it makes you lean, It takes the hair right off your beam. It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen, I like it. * * * * FEMININE VERSION Asked on an examination to "give an account of the creation of man," a small Los Angeles schoolgirl wrote: . "First God created Adam. He looked at him for a while and said, 'I think if I tried again I could do better'. Then He created Eve." Page 64 Cosmic Lumber Co. Lumber Dealers & General Con tractors Domingo Chua Cham General Manager L. D. Tel. 84 Dagupan City Chin Tong Lumber Hardware and Lumber Dealer Tayug, Pangasinan FORESTRY LEAVES