Jokes

Title

Jokes

Year

1937

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38 J 0 KES Teacher-What do you call a lady from the Philippines? Pupil-Filipina. Teacher-Good. One from Italy? Pupil-ltaliana. Teacher-Very good. And one from Berlin? Pupil-Bertina. T cacher-Excellent. Menandro-1 have an absent-minded neighbor. Once he lighted a firecracker with his cigarette. He threw the cigarette away and smoked the firecracker. Alejandro (not to be outdone)-That is nothing. I know of a man who lighted two firecrackers at the same time. He threw his cigarette away and put the firecrackers in his ears. Paz-Did you say the Big chief got married? Whom did he marry? Engracia-Mischief. <---0--> AMONG THE BOY SCOUTS (Continued from page 2.J) we are able to help. We may not receive material compensation when we perform these little tasks, but somehow or other, we cannOt help but fed gay and contented in knowing that we THE YOUNG CITIZEN Fsbruary, 1937 HIS FATHER'S NAME "Hey! you! Go away. Don't go run a you see we are playing here?" "Wham!" A well-timed "Do you mean me?" asked a little boy. "Yes, you! What is your name?" A big boy with a scowling face came up to the little boy. ''Florencio Choke.'' "Ha? Florencio Chong-go?'' ''Florencio Cho-ho, and that is my father's name, too. "AII right Florencio Chonghave made othllr people happy by our acts. DOINGS IN THE SCOUT WORLD On January 15. the Annual Meeting and Din°ner of the Philippine Council. B. S. A. was held at the Cosmos Club, Manila. The election of officers was held. President J. E. H. Stevenot was re-elected for the fourth consecutive year. Various awards were distributed among the deserving Scourers. The Silver Carabao, the highest Scout Award in the Philippines, was awarded to President Stevenot and Regional Scout Executive Ernest E. Voss. The award is significant of the splendid contributions that these two men have given to the cause of our Youth. punch landed on his lips, his eyes being too high for Florencio. When the little boy had gotten over his surprise and had starced to return the blow, he saw a teacher between them. As the bully turned away, he shook his fist at the! little boy muttering, "Next time I see you, I will sock you.'· Looking back Florencio said, "Yes, next time." In February, 1937, there are two great events in which the Boy Scouts are expected to participate. The XXXIII International Eucharistic Congress is to be held in Manila and all Catholic Scouts are bound morally to render service. Scouts are also expected to be on duty in the 1937 Exposition. More than a thousand scouts in the city of Manila and in the nearby provinces are preparing for this great event. The traditional Annual Bugle and Drum Contest is scheduled for February twenty-second. All troops and Scouting units intending ~o participate in the contest should be practicing intensively by this time.

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