The Kappa Lambda Sigma initiation rites

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Title
The Kappa Lambda Sigma initiation rites
Language
English
Year
1955
Rights
In Copyright - Educational Use Permitted
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Floored for the count. These neophytes are down but they don't look like they're out. biscuits. . . they told me to deliver the Gettysburg address as if nobody had delivered it before.. . they asked me to dance the mambo with my shadow for a partner and my echo for a drumbeat. . . they painted my nose red, my cheeks blue. . . they wrote K-A-M-L-O-N on my forehead. . . they told me to quit if I can't organize myself to do the things they wanted done or undo the things I did. . . They are my masters. . . may their tribe increase! I am a neophyte. . . may this grease-paint de grease! Singer or grinner? Can't tell whether our subject has just sung or Is about to sing but brother Is she smiling? The pose that depresses